Retirement is the end of one chapter and the beginning of a new one. Let’s hope the next chapter of your life are as good or better as your previous! You have earned every bit of your retirement days! We are so happy for you! Have fun with your new found freedom! Here’s to hoping your retirement is a dream come true!
Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common 'enemy'.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles 'how to read a book'.
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